Saturday, October 1, 2011

Priscilla and the Wimps

Monk. The big man on campus. He runs the school and if you don't pay your dues, then you'll go home different than you left it. Then there was Priscilla who set Monk straight. One day the Kobras, Monk's pose, swggered over to Melvin, Priscilla's friend. One of the Kobras came walking down the hall after school one day and put a hand around Melvin's neck and slammed him against his locker. He asked him for his pass. They cost a buck and in that school, if you don't have a pass, your in trouble.
"Let's see your pass," the Kobra nearly demanded.
"For what this time?"
"Let's say its a dwarf tax, for very short people."
He reached for his wallet with the hand that wasn't around Melvin's neck. Quicker than the eye, bam, Priscilla chops the hand holding the grip on Melvin's neck. The hallway was silent, dead silent. No-one had ever dare lay a hand on Monk or the Kobras. 
"Who's your leader, wimp?"
"Monk Klutter."
"Send him to me."
Monk slides up and jerks his head. The Kobras slither off.
"Who here hasn't heard of Monk Klutter?"
"Never heard of him."
"You're gonna have to educate your girlfriend."
He reaches for Melvin but never quite makes it.
In no time Monk is in her locker. Priscilla slams the door shut and strolls out of school. It snows that night, a blizzard and school closes for a week.
So whose fault is it that Monk is in the locker. Well Priscilla jammed him in the locker but if Monk and the Kobras weren't such jerks, then that probably wouldn't have happened.  "The gang he ran, which ran the school for him...."This shows that Monk was the head of the jerk group but the Kobras were still big jerks, especially because they have the power to run the school. This proves that they are the BMOC and  they are "to cool for school". "Every guy in school could show you his scars. Fang marks from the Kobras you might say." This also means, that besides from having a pose and being giagantor jerks, they also harassed kids if they didn't pay up and on a regular basis too. So you might say that it was Priscilla's actions who put Monk in the locker, but from being such a jerk and running a pose who run the school, he definitely "got himself" thrown into a locker, and by a girl.