Friday.
- Gregor Samsa awoke one morning to find that he had been transformed into a little 5 year old girl with pigtails and a dress.
- What can you say about a 25 year old girl who is only 4 feet tall.
- One may as well begin with Helen's letters to a poopy face.
- Once upon a time there was a Martian named Ooklaganchinglamphklingjoomeek.
- Norman Bates heard the noise and a shock went through his butt.
- If you want to find Cherry Tree Lane all you have to do is ask the Policeman at 2nd and 5th where the movies are.
- Mr. Jones, of the Manor Farm, had locked the hen-houses for the night but was too drunk to remember to shut the actual doors so he locked them without shutting them and his llamas and alpacas got out.
- For the first fifteen years of our lives, Danny and I lived within five blocks of each other and neither of us knew each others' dogs' names let alone our own.
- Claudia knew that she could never pull off the old-fashioned kind of pranks that her brother could.
- Once upon a time, far away in Japan, a poor young artist sat alone in his little house, waiting for the world to change.
- It was almost December and Jonas was beginning to become a popular show on Disney Channel.
- It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were all clocks.
- When he was nearly thirteen, my brother Jem got his arm badly broken at Wet n' Wild in Hawaii while checking out girls in a tree.
- It was a dark and stormy night when I pooped in my pants.
- The boy with fair hair lowered himself down the last few feet of rock and began to pick his way toward all the boogers in his giant dad's nose.
- Robert Cohn was once middle weight boxing champion of the World!!!!!
